Oil and New Virus Alert!

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:34:02 GMT

Subject: oil crisis

Garfield on the oil crisis

A lot of folks can't understand how we came
to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
and
Texas
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Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington , DC!!!

Any Questions???
NO? Didn't think So.
Some of my Email is not Spam

new virus alert!

PLEASE READ!!

If you receive an email entitled "Bed times"delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it .
Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetises the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank !!

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company.

It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bed times" message is opened in a Microsoft Windows environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skimmed milk with whole milk.

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WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send this warning to everyone !!!

don't blame me ROFLMAO

Put the US back in USA.

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Cleaning your monitor screen.

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:35:00 GMT

Since i ask for help ,I thought i would pass on some to you.

Chemicals like windex and glass plus are too harsh for the glass of your monitor screen.

there is a new product on the market and i'm sending to you and it's a free trial.

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HELP !!!!!!

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:19:46 GMT

I uploaded this pix of Elk and now that is it cant change the background ????

Anyone have this problem and do you have a cure.

Cottons Place: Computers and Internet

Oil and New Virus Alert!

Cleaning your monitor screen.

HELP !!!!!!